I had to create a section for those things that you hear people say everyday, that just makes you stop and laugh. We can always use a bit of that, so why not share? Feel free to add to this too!
- Conversation that followed after helping someone purchase e-books:
Anonymous Person: Can you buy these in paperback too?
- People walk into a restaurant. Hostess asks, “How many?” Customers answer: “2 and 1/2. We have a kid.”